lollll, okay, 30 minutes into the first episode of Beyond Evil, and I get it, this is a spicy dynamic
Fuck. I am SO into this. Weekend plans cancelled, all I want to do is tear through this show.
(Weekend plans not actually cancelled, people reading this who I have weekend plans with, I love you all even more than I love these vibes.)
I do love a show where both leads have murderboards so you can do a character study by comparing and contrasting their design choices. #BeyondEvil
Three episodes down and I am GNAWING on my FIST but also, can we like, send this entire town to court mandated therapy? This is a lot of concentrated PTSD in a five mile radius. Someone should put benzos in the water supply. #BeyondEvil
Would watch an entire show just of scenes of Lee Dongsik creating chaos under interrogation. Why are we talking about ramen. I want ten more minutes of yelling about ramen and open flame regulations. #BeyondEvil
I hope this really does turn out to be a show about strategic murders done specifically to thwart urban redevelopment. A NIMBY killer. Someone says "five-over-one" and this person goes into a fugue state and wakes up with a pocket full of severed fingers. #BeyondEvil
when you are a beautiful weird boy with daddy issues and your father changed the door code on you. :( #BeyondEvil
I mostly do not think the kimchi is people but I will be amused if the kimchi is people. #BeyondEvil
Well, I'm glad we wrapped that all neatly up in seven episodes and the remaining nine are going to be all puppies and rainbows and everyone getting therapy. Right? RIGHT? #BeyondEvil
Hm. Okay. Maybe not. But The Dynamic somehow got even more delicious and I love that for me. #BeyondEvil
Good morning several people who arrived overnight to watch me suffer. Unfortunately for us all I am onboarding a new employee so I need to spend some time this morning actually training her instead of? Watching more of Beautiful Traumatized Men Homoerotically Solve Crimes? Rude.
Believe me, I'm as sorry as you are about it. Join me back here at lunchtime and we'll probably watch episode 9 then, barring onboarding catastrophe.
Random Seoul police functionary: "You know, we're really here to reward you for good crime-solving, you could just shut up and NOT incriminate yourself."
A beautiful weird boy: "No, I'm GONNA. Please discipline me."
Me: *biting my fist again.* #BeyondEvil
Oh, this is so NICE, the gambling aunties and Han Joowon are all back, it's like a little reunion! I assume I'm gonna get punched in the stomach any second. #BeyondEvil
two guys, digging up a corpse, less than five feet apart 'cause they might be gay and also see above re: digging up a corpse #BeyondEvil
Okay. Okay. That was all fine. She was IN. The WALL. It's FINE. Someone give Lee Dongsik a hug. (Having a great time with Joowon 2.0, though, sassy new coat, sassy new outlook on life, love it for him.) #BeyondEvil
At this point I'm wondering if Jaeyi has considered a frequent shopper incentive program where if you serve or get served with a warrant X times at her shop you get a free order of ribs. #BeyondEvil
"Please stop calling the suspect hyung" and other problems when everyone in your department has suspected or arrested everyone else at least once. #BeyondEvil
AAA. aaaaa. Aaaaaa?
Help I'm going through it over here. #BeyondEvil
Starting in on ep 11 and I'm beginning to wonder if this town's real estate drama is going to be solved by every single person dying and willing their property to Dongsik until he accidentally owns everything. #BeyondEvil
Fascinated that guitar pick forensics are a plot point. Mr. Slippy and I have occasionally discussed which guitar *strings* are least traceable for guitar-based crimes, because have you met us, but I've never gotten his thoughts on picks. An oversight. #BeyondEvil
It is time to spend my lunch hour with Dongsik and Joowon, whispering NOT WITH THAT ATTITUDE, QUITTER at the screen. #BeyondEvil
"You can stay in my basement! Don't mind the horrifying hole in the wall that a corpse was recently prised out of!" and other really normal things. I would like to see an AirBnB review of Dongsik's basement. #BeyondEvil
A thing I would like to say at this juncture is that this entire situation with the deer farm and murders is incredibly funny to me because where I grew up, there was a Christmas tree farm that had live reindeer, and also rumors that there was a buried body. #BeyondEvil
The owner's brother had vanished years or decades ago and it was just sort of generally believed that he'd definitely had his brother killed or killed him, and built the reindeer pen over the grave partly to ensure no one ever dug him up accidentally. #BeyondEvil
This all seemed very normal to me because I grew up in New Jersey and, well, enough said about that. I learned later that most family Christmas tree farms DON'T come with murder rumors? Weird. Anyway, I just think: Manyang. #BeyondEvil
Mods* are napping, watch more #BeyondEvil on the big TV.
*Mr. Slippy and my bossiest cat
Wow Joowon got so cozy and soft an outfit for being arrested in. Good for him. He looks great in handcuffs. BRB I have to go scream into a pillow now. #BeyondEvil
okay SO I got IDK food poisoning or actual poisoning or something and have been out of commission for days but now Slippy's #BeyondEvil Lunch Break is back. Can't believe we're starting episode 14 with a Baby Joowon flashback, a personal attack.
@damnslippyplanet Essex New Jersey, once again. Not that there was specifically a Christmas tree farm with a murder rumour round where I grew up, but if there had been, it would have fit right in.
@damnslippyplanet one of the most incredible scenes in television ever, i think
god these bitches gay, these bitches GAY, good for THEM
@whenasinsilks it was SO GOOD
@damnslippyplanet Yikes! Glad you're feeling at least somewhat better.
@umadoshi Thank you! Physical form is the actual worst and was a mistake.
@damnslippyplanet Embodiment is a terrible hobby.
@damnslippyplanet nooooo I’ve only watched up to 13! Have fun, I cannot follow you beyond this point
Also, I’m sorry you got food poisoning, that’s no fun at all. Hope you’re feeling better now.
@villainousfriend Thank you! I am bravely eating real food that's not just toast today, and it's very exciting, I think? I am healthy again?