Am checking out #BloodOfYouth and am extremely charmed by Pretty Boy (Probably Hiding Something) Inn Owner doing the abacus math in real time as people fight in his inn about how much they owe him for all the shit they're breaking. Justice for wuxia inn owners everywhere!
This is Fireworks Himbo, he is *so excited* to have just met the ninth-most-deadly assassins and to be marked for death completely by accident because he happened to get in the way of a death threat meant for someone else, he is having an ADVENTURE. #BloodOfYouth
That was fun! We've got three absolute walnuts (two sneaky type, one himbo type) reluctantly travelling together, a solid gold MacGuffin, assassins with questionable swords*, a sassy lady horse thief, and a female-owned brothel-casino running a pearl-based economy. I'm in so far.
*I look forward to one day being able to stop rating swords mentally on the "how bad an idea is it to fuck the sword" scale, but that's not happening today, Mo Xiang Tong Xiu owes me damages
Late lunch tv time. Starting off episode 2 strong with Pretty, Grumpy Fashionista Inn Owner giving me one for the Screenshots I Will Find A Use For file. #BloodOfYouth
A tiny sassy murder teen with some sort of sword-flinging steampunk cannon has entered the group chat. He has some Fei Liu energy. I love him already. #BloodOfYouth
Okay! We cracked open the MacGuffin and an extremely powerful monk who knows forbidden lore and might need to be stopped came out. We had a fight on top of a moving carriage the size of a house. Firecracker Himbo can make fire with his mind. We're going places now. #BloodOfYouth
@damnslippyplanet Fuck yes, love an extremely powerful monk who might need to be stopped.